another-crazymofo asked:

What's the point of jeopardy

“Why didn’t I bring my headphones?”
— My thoughts constantly when I’m out by myself


my recent demons @_@

(via ennui-or-something)

When I die, will you sext me through a Ouija board?

(via vugust)


"Ooh, I hope there’s something beige on."

I think croutons have gotten their lives together much better than me. I love croutons.